111 Reasons to Love Chuck Bass.
1. He has the cheekbones of a god.
2. He pops his collar.
3. “Actually, I prefer [girls] when they’re not talking”.
4. He likes to use the phrase “tap that”.
5. He has a trademark scarf!
6. He drinks scotch before noon.
7. He wears striped pajamas like he’s Ricky Ricardo from I Love Lucy.
8. He can’t, for the life of him, remember Dan’s name!
9. On many occasions, he’s had two girls in bed at once! Go Chuck!
10. Even in the second episode, he’s color cordinated with Blair!
11. He wears stripes and polka dots and works it!
12. He calls smoking pot “wake and bake”.
13. He gets the Yale usher position just by saying “I’m… Chuck Bass.”
14. He succesfully gets perfect ammunition for Blair to use against Serena in Ivy Week.
15. He hopes that somebody filmed the field hockey fight.
16. He’s the master of the lost weekend.
17. His basketball outfit was ridiculously amazing.
18. “Care to dance with the poor devil?”
19. He got a tuxedo out of nowhere. When he was locked up on a roof. Alone.
20. He starts his own buisness!
21. He is adorabley nervous when he presents his buisness proposal to his father.
22. “Are you sure?”
23. He kisses Blair
24. He kisses Blair.
25. He sleeps with Blair.
26. He brings up “last night” to Blair although she said that he was too much of a pig to mention it again.
27. When he walks into Blair’s party, he completely ignores Serena calling him and follows Blair.
28. “I feel sick. Like there’s something in my stomach. Fluttering”.
29. “Something this beautiful deserves to be seen on someone worthy of its beauty.”
30. He smiles when Nate says that Blair seems different lately.
31. The entire time during the debutante rehearsal, he is staring at Blair.
32. He texts Blair “R U With Him Rt Now?”
33. He gets Blair’s blood going.
34. He tries to smile at Nate when he is kissing Blair.
35. The sight of Nate and Blair kissing turns his stomach.
36. He wears Ray Bans at an indoor pool.
37. He says he’s game for incest.
38. “Poor little Humphrey Dumpty.”
39. He rocks turtlenecks.
40. He calls Serena “sis”.
41. His hat matches his vests (which he ROCKS unlike… *cough* Dan Humphrey *cough*)
42. He uses condoms!
43. “It wasn’t for sport. She needed someone and I was there.”
44. He looks back at Blair after she leaves the bar, like he’s regreting what he just said.
45. He smokes pot in Serena’s bathroom and refuses to leave to let her shower.
46. He kisses Lily’s hand good morning.
47. Eric starts to dress just like him.
48. “Don’t put your dirty package on the table.” “If I had a dime for every time I heard that…”
49. He didn’t live up to Serena’s expectations and say something pervy about Dan and Serena.
50. He set a place for Dan at the wedding tasting, even though he hates him.
51. He wears a sweater with big trout on it!
52. He didn’t send the drugs and porn to Serena.
53. He wears a bright orange coat (that is color cordinated with Blair’s headband).
54. He helps cover for Serena after she went out partying with Georgina.
55. He buys bagels and hangover remedies for Serena.
56. *hears S throwing up* “Call me sentimental.”
57. He’s Chuck Bass…
58. He falls asleep with his hand on Blair’s waist.
59. At the beggining of the season he said “I love it when you talk dirty” to Serena, but the last episode he said “I love it when you talk dirty, Blair.”
60. “No one enjoys their first time”. “Except you.”
61. His bowtie matches Blair’s dress!
62. “I was in love with Blair, and I’m sorry.”
63. He is a great friend to Nate in the finale!
64. His speech was beautiful and heartfelt and he didn’t need his notecards!
65. “You don’t belong with Nate. Never have, never will.”
66. “Chuck Bass is a romantic. Who knew?”
67. The only time he looks in the mirror all summer is the day Blair is coming back.
68. He buys Blair flowers.
69. He quizzes Marcus/James on Blair.
70. He looks at Blair with the most heartbreaking puppydog eyes ever on a television screen!
71. He looks so disappointed as Marcus tells Blair that he is a lord.
72. “Please don’t leave with him”
73. He beat Marcus at squash!
74. He was good friend to Nate and sold Victrola, and Nate got angry at him…
75. How he got every female viewer all hot and bothered when they watched him feel up Blair!
76. He put on a killer British accent.
77. He made Blair moan right in front of Marcus!
78. His plot to make Serena queen b worked completely!
79. He apoligized when he thought that the woman at the bar was a prostitute.
80. He has daddy issues!
81. He has mommy issues!
82. He effectively got dirt on the Skull and Bones.
83. Gossip Girl said Chuck only had nightmares. Oh, Chuckie!
84. “We’re inevitable, Waldorf.”
85. He told Serena he was “going out”, when he actually just went to see Blair!
86. “I’ll just pretend she’s you”.
87. He makes Blair stop breathing when he undoes her robe.
88. He is very kind to Vanessa.
89. “If you thought that was long, you have no idea what you’re in for.”
90. He gets Blair to practically beg for him.
91. “I’m bored. And you ruined my pants.”
92. He loves rooftops.
93. He tells Blair he will wait for her.
94. “While there are few things I consider sacred, the back of the limo is one of them.”
95. He helps Blair with the Emma situation. “For you, anytime.”
96. He asks Dan to kill the story on his father. And he says “please”!
97. He has a photo of his mother by his bedside!
98. He helps Vanessa help Nate with his family issues, even though Nate isn’t speaking to him.
99. He plays the piano!
100. He wears a sparkly tuxedo!
101. He goes through basically a mental breakdown when his father dies.
102. He burns Lily’s secret, even though he believes she killed his father.
103. He hates that Lily didn’t honor his father’s marriage.
104. He comes back to Blair!
105. He leaves Blair because he thinks she’s better off without him.
106. He tells Blair “he’s sorry” and hugs her.
107. He wins back the company!
108. He buys Blair flowers… again.
109. He saves Lily from Jack raping her!
110. He forgives Lily for everything.
111. He suggested she get new hand towels.
